What makes your Blog looks like a 90-year-old Prostitute?
Let me tell you the reason behind the laughter and how that might likely relate to your blog or maybe mine. What makes your blog look like a 90-year-old prostitute? hahahaha
Something which started as a mere headache about four days ago turned out to be malaria so I had no option than to visit the hospital yesterday. But something funny happened.
People were all over the place near one old building and obviously curiosity drove me there too. What was happening? It’s all about a man who has gone in for a prostitute but has refused to settle the bill because the prostitute was too old and he never realised it since it was dark when he picked her up.
The prostitute is as old as his 90 year grandmother and would not be willing to make any settlement with her. That is according to the man!
I beg, ask the man who asked him to go in for her grandmother’s age? hahahaha
This is the exact situation many bloggers with their blogs do find themselves in as the 90-year-old prostitute. What makes your blog look like a 90 year prostitute?
1. Your Comment System
It is really absurd when blogs with great contents have poor commenting system. Commenting systems asking readers to sign in before they can comment. Blogs with Disqus and something like livefyre are indeed like 90-year-old prostitutes with no flavour. hahahaha!
What is the use of trying to make just blog commenting really difficult for your visitors? I will indeed not pay for such a blog.
You sometimes do come across certain web blogs with their designs and the next thing which comes in mind is, is this blogger indeed serious? Everything with respect to what he terms as his best design is very poor. Using flashy colours don’t work online but works great offline. So why then do you want that lovely blog of yours look more or less like being a disco with all those flashy colours?
3. Your Writing
There is no way I intend to rubbish the way you write but to be sincere with yourself, are you being yourself when you write and try to behave like an old lecturer delivering some boring lectures. Obviously the class will go to sleep!
No one is born a writer neither was anyone born with pen in hand, we are all here to learn.So wanting your posts to be like this or that blogger won’t take you anywhere but will go a long way to hurt you at the end. Making your blog look unsexy and unattractive to your readers just like that 90-year-old prostitute.
Just be yourself and let the world know what you have to offer!
I know I’m somehow guilty of this. But others are more guiltier! hahaha! The reality is that adverts bring in those cash every blogger desires but too much of them is cos 90. I mean zero.
What is the essence of having more than 10 ad units on your homepage just in the quest of making some cool cash? I know what I’m talking about because I have being there once. I used to sign up to every monetizing system I came across and lambasting them all over on my blog but the end results? There was simply nothing to write home about.
It isn’t a matter of the more adverts you have or how flashy they are that will bring you some cash but rather how smart you place them and the number of visitors you drive to towards them.
5. Your Turn
The point of trying to deliver a boring lecture is what I have o intention of doing. So please, your comments are very well welcomed!