wow! Today is yet another beautiful day and I just like the date that makes up today. 11-12-13! When will we get such a date again?

I am going gay and  and of course through blogging. Hahaha! I’m sure the world is already raising an eyebrow. Is this guy gay or what? Please don’t just me with my titles. Just read what I have to offer.

The word gay in there has made me remember what happened to my friend Little Johnny when one armed robber broke into his house.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He broke  into Little Johnny’s house to look for money and finds Little Johnny and his wife in bed.

He ordered Little Johnny out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, Little Johnny tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

Hahaha! Poor Little Johnny! Please be strong! What is gay? And who is a gay? ‘The who is a gay’ was the one Little Johnny found in his house.

What is gay?  According to dictionary.com, gay is

gay

 

adjective, gay·er, gay·est.

pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one’s own sex; homosexual: a gay couple.

2.of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
3.having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe. serious, grave, solemn, joyless; staid, sedate; unhappy, morose, grim; sad, depressed, melancholy.
4.bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. colorful, brilliant, vivid, intense, lustrous; glittering, theatrical, flamboyant. dull, drab, somber, lackluster; conservative.
5.Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive. awkward, stupid, or bad; lame: This game is really gay.

So you see gay is the same as Happy and so I think it would have being prudent if the title of this post should have being

What makes me Happy in Blogging?

Hahaha! And that is what we intend discussing and not the one Little Johnny found in his house.  Blogging has brought  in so many gayic moments and the greatest of all is that I have being able to create my own world where I can share what it is on my mind like I just did.

Your Turn

What makes you go gay in Blogging? It is now your turn

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