Who is a Blogger and why that Name?
Please pretty face, could you be the reason why the world is experiencing global warming? She was like, why? what do you mean? Madam, I just asked you that simply because you’re too HOT.
Already beaming with smiles, I proceeded to ask her name. Natasha was the response. Hi Natasha, the name here is a Emmanuel and I am a blogger.She was somehow confused and wanted to know more about who a blogger is? So who is a blogger was her question.
Before I move on, let me introduce you to Natasha, my new-found friend. As the year draws closer, it is now my target to be making 5 new friends everyday physically especially with the ladies!
I just met Natasha just across the road and she now calls me more than twice just to ask how I’m doing. Hahaha! With respect to the answer I gave her as to who a blogger is, I think it will be prudent to let you know that our friend, Little Johnny has now become a lawyer before I do proceed further.
Just check out how it happened and how on earth Little Johnny became a lawyer!
Little Johnny failed in Law and decided to make a deal with his professor.
Little Johnny: Sir, do you know everything about law?
Little Johnny: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me “A”.
The Professor agreed.
Little Johnny asked, “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?”
The Professor thought about it for hours and pondered but found no answer.
He finally had to give up as he really did not know and he gave Little Johnny an “A”.
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student.
The student answered “Sir, you are 67, married to 28 years old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam and yet you have given him an “A”, this is neither logical nor legal.”
Hahaha! Little Johnny has just pulled the smart on that old professor.
Now back to business as usual. Who is a blogger and why that name? People referring themselves as bloggers has of course taking centre stage these days and there is of course no doubt that more blogs are being created each and every day.
So if someone who teaches is referred to as a teacher, the other person who womanizes will be no doubt be known as a womanizer so simple logic will tell us that anyone who blogs will be referred to as a blogger.
But should that be the case? It is more or less like speaking one gargantuan English and replacing it with the other. What is likely to happen? More confusion!
I guess you might be wondering what I told the girl with respect to who a blogger is. It was simple. A blogger is basically someone who writes what is on his mind and with time, someone will be paying for it.Hahaha!
But with respect to why that name, blogger, I am yet to find out!
Your thoughts are very well welcomed. What in your own opinion makes up a blogger? Imagine yourself explaining who a blogger is, to a lane man who basically knows nothing about blogging. Better still, imaging you explaining what blogging is to that sweet looking lady. Hahaha!